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Name: Jess
Nickname: Stockholm/Sterks/Seta
Birthday: June 28
Gender: whatever
Sexuality: Pan
Height: 5’8”
Time Zone: PST -8
What time and date is it there: 9/16/14 8:47 AM
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 7-9
The last thing I Googled was: "Petechiae"
My most used phrase(s): "HONK" "Hella"  "wat"
First word that comes to mind: wat

What I last said to a family member: I… don’t remember.
One place that makes me happy & why: Closets.  The small space is comforting.
How many blankets I sleep under: 0-1.
Favourite beverage(s): Aloe, Water, Tea
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of The Galaxy
Three things I can’t live without: Drawing, Music, Friends
Something I plan on learning: Foreign Language
A piece of advice for all my followers: You can do it.  Even if you don’t feel like you’re capable, trust me.  You can DO IT.

You all have to listen to this song:

http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=4emYaDbaJ8w#The_Band_Perry_-_DONE.

My blog(s):

  • sterks - Personal blog
  • feelsysterks - Even more personal blog

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unlimited-elfworks || pocket-pirate || pokemon-personalities || asimovwells || chinfullatentacles || maisur

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ask-miss-evey asked: 80, 81, 82, 93 and 97 :3

80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)? I prefer penises to dildos, but I love me a good vibe.

81. What are your favourite positions? Missionary, sail boat, and doggy.  Mostly doggy

82 answered

93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do. 
Feel awesome, look in the mirror, play with it, pee standing up, have sex.

97. What was your most recent sexual thought? Having sex with someone while having a penis.  I want it.

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doktorandus asked: 82. Are you seeing a pattern yet.

82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience? MY FIRST TIME AHHH.  AND NO.

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Anonymous asked: 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89.

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Masturbation

2. Your 5 favourite spots to be stimulated. Clit, breasts, neck, ears, chest

3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Obvs.

5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation? Clitoral

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated? Boring.

13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)? YEE.

21. Have you ever skinny dipped? No, because I’m a pussy

34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)? Porn and smut mostly.  Also audios

55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair? Trimmed please

89. Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement? Could definitely use improvement.

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doktorandus asked: 22.

22. What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude? I’ve not done much nude actually.  Have sex? Idk.

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chinfullatentacles asked: 41. 53.

41. How big is your penis? Big enough

53. Do you like your butt? Yeah, I guess

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doktorandus asked: 32.

32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)? On my back usually.  Sometimes, when I want to switch it up, it’ll be on my stomach, on my knees, etc.

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greencreams asked: 35!

35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? YES. AND IT FEELS GREAT/AWFUL

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NSFW ASKS YEAH LET'S GET WEIRD

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favourite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favourite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What's something you like about your body?
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?
I love posting this just to see if I will actually get some questions but so far I've gotten one concerning this. :
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