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So today has been a mix between: I’m awesome, everyone is out to kill me, and I’m probably a demi god.  Good day, I’d say

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snap-snap-cool-cats asked: If I die young bury me in barley lay me down on a bed of whiskey sink me in the gin at dawn send me away with the words of a bar somg

I don’t think you appreciate The Band Perry enough

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disasterforsale asked: I'VE HAD THE SAME BOTTLE OF WHISKEY FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS. I JUST LIKE MIXING IT WITH SUNNY D AND RUM BECAUSE I LIKE SWEET THINGS. BUT JEEZ I'M GONNA GO SLEEP BECAUSE IT'S LATE AND I'M GOING TO GET 5 HOURS OF SLEEP FUCK YEAH CUTTING DOWN MY LIFE EXPECTANCY.

FUCK YES LET’S DIE YOUNG

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snap-snap-cool-cats asked: Who made you the best tasting drink in the past 3 days

It was you

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snap-snap-cool-cats asked: Who made you the best tasting drink in the past 3 days

I hate you

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disasterforsale asked: I HATE OXYGEN BUT WINE IS GOOD THOUGH

MAN SAME. I’M DRINKING WHISKEY HELL YEAH

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disasterforsale asked: I'M STILL BREATHING AND I WAKE UP AFTER I SLEEP SO I GUESS I'M FINE

HELL YEAH.

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snap-snap-cool-cats asked: If someone was in a room with you right now who would it be?

Snapper D. Carr.

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disasterforsale asked: IT'S ME, BAG. IT WAS ME STERKS. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

BAG FAEC. I MISSED YOU. HOW YOU BEEN LOVE

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tikibourd asked: DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY ROADTRIP???

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

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tikibourd asked: AWWW SHIT WEST COAST IS BEST COAST. I WAS IN OREGON FOR LIKE A YEAR BUT I'M BACK HOME NOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THOUGHT I COULD MEET YOU

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tikibourd asked: I'VE BEEN GREAT AND THEN ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE AND THEN OKAY AGAIN AND I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS. I MISSED YOU THO HOW'S IT BEEN

BEEN GOOD. AM WEST COAST NOW WOOOOOOOO